If I’m Gloating, It’s Probably Not Nice
Mr. Foxypants just announced that he will be taking the entire month of October off from work… wait for it…. to go through the garage and all his earthy possessions and downsize! And I didn’t even have to be a nagging shrew to get him to this decision. Since we moved into Dinky Manor in [...]
Driving
Today I drove my psychic friend to a meeting she had to attend. As a native New Yorker, she’s never learned how to drive, even though she’s lived in LA for 20 years. She calls me from time to time to ask me if I can drive her to various events, like the county fair, [...]
Not Working At Hollywood But At Least My House Is Clean
I had like the nastiest fun fur style yarn in “rainbow sherbert” and a bunch of partial skeins of pink and magenta “fashion” yarns that I’d gotten for free at a swap party taking up precious real estate in my crafty crap bureau (formerly the much larger crafty crap closet). I hated the yarn. It [...]
My New (Insane) Bastille Day Resolution
Today I wrote several long posts to The Compact list about my insanity. I’ve written about my OCD nuttiness before, so it’s not like that’s anything new, or a secret revealed. It began with me announcing my plan on downsizing my belongings by 90% by the end of the year (as compared to what they [...]
A Dog Day (Rescheduled) Afternoon
Today Rose called me to tell me that she has to reschedule her dog’s charity garage sale. She’s going out of town for her anniversary. This change of plans was not surprising to me. Most of my friends are that special evil blend of busy and flakey. You can’t really ever get super mad at [...]
May 19th ** Sue
Today I agreed to help Sue, a secondary character in my best friend‘s documentary about hillbilly culture, knit a baby blanket for her three month old daughter. I told my friend that if Sue knit up the squares for the blanket, that I would assemble/finish the blanket for her. Did I mention that finishing is [...]
Don’t Ever Change
My high school boyfriend is my favorite ex-boyfriend. He is the only ex-boyfriend I’d ever think about having sex with again. And not because he’s so hot (and he certainly was extra delicious in high school), but for comparison purposes. “I’m so much better, right?” That iss really the question I’d like to ask. Yes. [...]
