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No Sex Please, We’re Army

No Sex Please, We’re Army

I’m still feeling annoyed over the fact that I still have a huge box of bootleg movies and tv shows in my house. This annoyance is slightly overshadowed by the guilt I feel about being annoyed that Kate, my awesome bootleg DVD pipeline to soldiers in Iraq, died before she could help me declutter my […]

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The Dub Club

The Dub Club

I think I am the only person in the history of Hollywood to return directing samples to the agencies. Directing samples are sometimes a highlight reel of a film maker’s work, but more often, directing samples are bootleg DVDs of feature films and tv shows. That’s right, bootlegs. Agencies don’t bother to buy copies of […]

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It’s January 4th and Already I’m Behind Schedule

It’s January 4th and Already I’m Behind Schedule

On New Year’s day I hosted a book exchange party at the my home. I do this about once every six months so everyone in my online book group has the opportunity to meet face to face and I can purge my bookcase of all the good books that I can’t sell on half.com for […]

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A Bad Beginning

A Bad Beginning

Yesterday, as my first good deed of the year, I allowed some family friends to release their daughters’ goldfish into my koi pond. The fish, who I will call “Plic” and “Ploc” to protect their identity and so I can make a pretentious Francois Truffaut reference, had quadrupled in size since their adoption at the […]

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Striking out in the new year

Striking out in the new year

It’s the start of a new year and, once again, I’m broke. Actually, that statement is a lie. The term “broke” implies that I have zero money. Which, I don’t have. I don’t have zero money. Right now what I do have is $18,273.47 in debt. As of today, my mortgage payment is officially delinquent. […]

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