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Farm Box: It Was Bound To Happen Eventually…

Farm Box: It Was Bound To Happen Eventually…

Eggplant in the farm box. So gross. How is it that a vegetable that is so easy on the eyes is so yucky on the tongue? Luckily I was able to pawn the eggplant off on some poor sap who actually thinks her, “husband makes the best stuffed eggplant on the planet.” But I can’t […]

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#richpeopleproblems What To Wear To The Punk Themed Gala At The Met

#richpeopleproblems What To Wear To The Punk Themed Gala At The Met

Today’s New York Times explains the plight of rich people attending this year’s Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art–What to wear to a punk-themed event that costs $25,000 per ticket? The article asks: will any of the guests get it right? The answer is no. None of the guests, even Vivien Westwood […]

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Hipster Crafts: Make A Mustache Out Of Beet Root

Hipster Crafts: Make A Mustache Out Of Beet Root

Fact: beets are evil. Look how (extra) bad Pannonica looks with her beet root mustache. And for the record: yellow beets taste like dirt. This week’s farm box includes 2 bunches of curly kale, 3 (bleech) yellow beets with greens attached, 19 strawberries, 2 cups of sugar snap peas, 3 Minneola tangerines, and 2 grapefruits.

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Heartbreak: Bacon Avocados Not Made From Actual Bacon

Heartbreak: Bacon Avocados Not Made From Actual Bacon

Or Sir Francis Bacon for that matter. This week’s farm box haul includes 3 Bacon avocados, 5 Gold Nugget tangerines, 2 Navel oranges, 1 bulb of fennel, 1 bunch of swiss chard, 4 broccoli trees, 1 bunch of spinach and 39 Ruby Crescent fingerling potatoes.

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Wait. There are Red Green Onions?

Wait. There are Red Green Onions?

This week’s farm box includes 1 Pinkerton avocado, 2 cups of Strawberries, 1 bunch of asparagus spears, 1 bunch of collard greens, 4 Burgundy spring onions, 1 bunch of Dino kale, 5 carrots, 1 bunch of Romaine lettuce, and 3 Navel oranges. I’d never thought about what red onions look like when they are green […]

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Spring Garlic Looks Like Green Onions?

Spring Garlic Looks Like Green Onions?

This week’s farm box more than made up for last week’s deprivation.

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Easter Peep Show

Easter Peep Show

Happy Easter!

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