Minimalist 2014 New Year’s Resolutions

January 1, 2014 by  
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This year I have two resolutions. Which is exactly twice the number of resolutions one should have for New Year’s by normal people standards. However, since I am the high empress of Mission Creep, I’ve become notorious for my overwrought and fool-hardy New Year’s goals. By the end of every year, I’m always exhausted and out of time.