Sunset Magazine One Block Diet Blog Links To My Roman Apartment And Validates That I, Indeed, Work In Hollywood

March 23, 2011 by  
Filed under Bees, Noted, Sticky Acres

I’m entering Sunset Magazine’s One-Block Diet Contest because, my OCD and my awful competitiveness commands me to do this. Yes. I know. My brain chemistry is not my buddy. I was on the brink of winning the argument against my tweaker self that adding one more activity to screw up my schedule was stupid. But […]

Disaster Relief For Japan, With Love

March 18, 2011 by  
Filed under Noted, The Niceness Project

Hello! Right now, in Japan, so many families are suffering tremendous loss, confusion, and pain. Not only have they lost friends and loved ones, but basic needs like food and shelter are now scarce for many. Over 1200 bloggers, including myself, have agreed to stop posting for one day, and to use that day to […]

Turtle Update: Jack’s Maiden Voyage In The Koi Pond

March 13, 2011 by  
Filed under Noted, Sticky Acres

Our turtle Jack had to have two flippers amputated in January after he was attacked by raccoons. He’s been recuperating in our dining room for the past six weeks. Today was his triumphant, two-legged return to the koi pond. Jack and Pannonica compare scars I see a resemblance Jack sees the pond for the first […]

Pannonica: The Cat Baroness

March 12, 2011 by  
Filed under Dinky Manor, Miss Moneybags, Noted

This morning I made $61.01 at the BFF’s moving sale. Which is a good thing, because the feral animals in my yard are killing me financially. After spending nearly $400 on The Gray Stranger’s cat abortion, I fully expected her to take off for parts unknown, never to be seen again, once we opened the […]

Miss Roman Apartment On The Google Voice Blog!

March 4, 2011 by  
Filed under Bees, Noted, Sticky Acres

Google Voice: Helping Bees Save Money On Long Distance Calls Everywhere. Just kidding. Google Voice did a nice interview with the always awesome Amy Seidenwurm of Feral Honey & Bee and The Backwards Beekeepers about how she’s using Google Voice to help rescue honeybees In Los Angeles. Too bad I’m not single, because there’s an […]

52 Letters, 52 Weeks Challenge: Thank You Patty!

March 2, 2011 by  
Filed under Noted

Letter #9 for the 52 Letters, 52 Weeks Challenge is a thank you postcard that I sent to my friend Patty, owner of the smallest, coolest apartment. Last week I drove down to Long Beach to have dinner with her and our mutual internet friend, Dave B.. Patty lives on disability, but you’d never know […]

I’m A Beekeeper, And I Play One On T.V.

March 1, 2011 by  
Filed under Bees, Noted

I didn’t think it was relevant to mention that I am a film producer today when I showed up to perform my career-defining, break-out role of “The Beekeeper” in the Kashi commercial. I just wanted to enjoy the novel experience of being on the opposite side of the camera, so I decided to go undercover. […]