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Competitive Niceness (A New Low)

November 30, 2008 by  
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I just got a thank you email from my pal in Bakersfield for the SISTER WENDY videos that arrived today! Those guys at the post office are on it. Unfortunately, her VCR now appears to be broken so she won’t be able to watch the videos. And because she’s a nice person and a good […]

I Don’t Believe in Santa Claus

November 29, 2008 by  
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I’m not Christian, so a fat guy delivering presents for Jesus was alway a difficult concept to wrap my head around as a kid. What’s the deal with the North Pole? Jesus was from the Middle East. There were no reindeer in any of the manger pictures or lawn displays I’d see. Is the flying […]

There Are Three Kinds Of Life Experiences…

November 21, 2008 by  
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1. Good experiences2. Bad experiences3. Screenplay material I have been struggling with one of our projects. I’ve carried the script around with me for months. To the club. On vacation. If this script were a traveller, it would have enough frequent flyer points to go to Uranus. (Insert childish snickering here). I’ve been carrying the […]

Napoleon and Josephine and Josephine

November 19, 2008 by  
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I met Josephine in a supremely American fashion: she bought stuff from me at a garage sale. She happened to be jogging by our sale and stopped in just to look around. She bought a vintage silk dress and my grandmother’s red, white and blue Skyway luggage set. She told us that the set looked […]

Get a Free Lunch on Me (cough) I Mean Kinkos

November 16, 2008 by  
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It’s official. I have now been cleaning my office for an entire month. And it’s still not done. I thought that I’d been good at getting rid of old documents that I no longer needed, but somehow, every year I find another check register from 1996 and another stack of inter-office memos from a company […]

That Sinking Feeling: 2

November 15, 2008 by  
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My friend the Prop Master came over today to replace my disgusting kitchen sink with the vintage sink that Ellen found for me. I was prepared to pay him our agreed “Mate Rate” of $20 an hour, but when he arrived at my house he told me that he would install the sink free of […]

Gifts in the Mail

November 13, 2008 by  
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I recently sent some of my online buddies gifts for no good reason. For example, yesterday I sent a chart that shows mercury levels in fish to one of my online pen pals who’s been eating a lot of fish recently for health reasons. Imagine my surprise today when I arrived home to find a […]

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